... how did find things out before the internet?
i mean really. i don't recall. i DO remember that i fancied myself the queen of resourcefulness, but i sure do NOT recall exactly what i did to earn that title.
this fond introspection comes on the heels of eggs. if eggs had heels. which they don't. but it sounded poetic.
so last night i'm assembling a salad for my lunch today... yes i said SALAD. shut up.
i thought some hard boiled eggs would be a nice addition. so i went to the internet to find out how to do it. and the internet responded brilliantly and behold, there was egg. eggs i mean. hard boiled eggs. it was fantastic.
today, i turned on the monitor and up came the recipe for boiling an egg... and i thought to myself, this just might be the most pathetic thing i ever googled.
though truth be told, i can't be sure.