This is Coraline.
i don't know who this chick is, but let me tell ya, when coraline showed up, I got kicked to the curb.
yeah, you heard me right. ME. aunt sher... THE aunt sher. known 'round the globe for being the coolest aunt ever... yes, that's me... uh, where was i?
oh yeah, coraline. (squinty look, low growl, clenched fists... oh yeah, it's my mad face.)
so i'm talking to liz on the phone... a sweet sunday night conversation... all of a sudden, in a rush of words that couldn't get out of her mouth fast enough, i hear
"igottagoauntshercoraline'soncallyoutomorrowg'nightiloveyou."
i'm like... huh? what? so i say "huh? what?" it gets repeated, only faster this time (doesn't help) and i'm like "LIZ WAIT!"
beep beep beep beep
i don't know who you are or where you came from coraline, but you better watch your back.
