Monday, October 24, 2011

what in the world?


so i just ordered this duvet:

i haven't touched it, or seen it... did i mention i have not touched it?

i have been needing a new duvet for months. i bought this based soley on my trust of bed, bath & beyond. they better not dissapoint me. you can sell me crappy shoes, crappy clothes, crappy soap... crappy crap... but do NOT mess with my bed.

i shall report again, when i receive the duvet. if you don't hear from me, but have observed a cloud or heard a boom along the eastern seaboard, you may assume i am displeased.

Friday, October 21, 2011

oppression


yes, i said oppression.

it's that time of year again, when feet that have lived free and unfettered must go back under cover. goodbye cute sandals, goodbye shiny polish... shoes and socks weather is once again upon us.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

iddydits


that's what matthew used to say.


okay... this is not just a conversation, this conversation happened via email. i mention that because of the fact that you can look back at what you said, and what the other person said, when you have an email conversation.

M: sheri, i'm looking for interior images from our projects. where would i find those?

S: on the F drive, there's a marketing folder, in that check in project documentation. there's also a folder called photographs or images. there may be more in there.

M: ok, thanks.

[next day]

M: sheri, now i need images of potomac yard.

so i think to myself, i know they are in one of the folders i referred her to yesterday. so i check, then reply.

S: they're in that project documentation folder, did you look?

M: i looked yesterday, but i wasn't looking for potomac yard then.

so today, you are asking essentially the same question, only more specific. you're not going to go back, look at the answer i gave you yesterday and check before you bother me again?

i think that i could possibly be too smart for my own good. she's too well paid to think for herself, perhaps if i became an idiot, i could have a bigger paycheck too. seems counter-intuitive, but hey, so is having someone that thick in a senior position.

Iddydit update: this morning, i get ANOTHER email asking for more images... they are in the same folders i directed her to before. i guess at the time, she wasn't looking for that project either. seriously, why is this moron making more money than me?

oops

okay, here's a bean picture from her 5th birthday... AND, with all the new baby excitement, i am ashamed to announce that i completely forgot about my beautiful sister, whose birthday was also the 12th. let the flogging begin. sorry big sis, i love you, happy birthday!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Happy Birthday Bean!!!


This picture is from Anna's 4th birthday. Today, AnnaBean is 5. You might think this picture is pretty cute, you'd be right, but if you were thinking, "you can't get any cuter than that!" you'd be wrong. perhaps someone will send me a picture of the bean from today, and then i can post it and you will see that yes, she CAN get even cuter.


either way... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA! I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

My Newest Nephew, Emmett James!!


hopefully i will be forgiven for stealing this photo... i did wait 5 days, that qualifies as miraculous restraint when you're me. seriously.

and, in case you're an idiot, Emmett is the one lying down. he's being doted on by siblings (from left to right) ben, evey and addy. what a gorgeous family!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

i'm clairvoyant


no sooner did i post about ashley's baby about to be born, than ashley's baby was born. but i can't say more than that right now. her news, not mine. :-)